clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT ｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ>ᴥ<ʔ･ﾟ･｡
megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
jesus-has-a-dying-fetus: dorkstrider: do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you” correct
ammarmali: That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money. “No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
trillow: “i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
myt0xicvalentine: I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
madturbating: today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
ohshititsgreg: If your name is Frank an you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me