May 2013
71 posts
clearbay:
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
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megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
escapistaz:
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
jesus-has-a-dying-fetus:
dorkstrider:
do i even have a sexuality at this point or is it literally just “oh yes i’d kiss you”
correct
ammarmali:
That half-hearted struggle to stop your relatives from giving you money.
“No no, really no, I won’t take it, please no…okay thanks.”
trillow:
“i need to get something off my chest” yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
myt0xicvalentine:
I hate watching shows once a week, I’m more of a season a day kind of person.
madturbating:
today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”
ohshititsgreg:
If your name is Frank an you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me
